A Little About Me

Hello and thank you for clicking by the “A Little About Me” page.

I am a writer from Manchester in the U.K. A writer who believes to have written the World’s longest novel in the English language, written by a single person and in Rhyming Couplets. My book, The Jaw is over 100,000 words which span over 450 pages.
Although in the literary world this is classified as poetry, I believe it is a fusion of Poetry, Art and Horror story telling.
I do not pretend to be a literary genius, I just write from the heart and what comes naturally to me. No flowery words or phrases, I don’t compare thee to a summer’s day or anything like that. I write about true life drama, Science Fiction and with a weird imagination. Combine those three together and you get The Jaw, a no holds barred, straight to the point, dramatised, adventure through life.

Here is a little example of what you can expect in The Jaw…

Taken from the My Seductive Queen chapter

I open up my door and let her go through first

I have only one thing on my mind, and it is not thirst

I switch on and the kettle and it starts to boil

I can’t concentrate, my mind is in turmoil

I want this special lady, and I want her right now

I want to make love to her but I don’t know how

How to tell her about the way I am feeling

And how I find her so sexually appealing

I tell her that I have ran out of coffee, I know I shouldn’t lie

I can’t help myself; I do not mean to lie

So instead I offer her a glass of rosé wine

She nods her head politely she says “Yes that will be fine”

Well that one glass leads unto another

And all I can say was one thing leads to the other

I take her by the hand, take her upstairs to bed

She looks good sitting on the silk bed spread

She looks into my eyes and starts to kiss me

I respond back and kiss her greedily

Around my head playful cherubs appear

As she slowly and gently starts to kiss my ear

Her kiss is as soft as fluffy cotton wool

And on my clothes she starts to pull

She unbuttons my shirt and throws it to the floor

She takes off my trousers, she knows I want more

I take off her shirt, skirt and her hip underwear

Her pink velvet purse is totally bare

She has the most beautiful body that I have ever seen

My beautiful, gorgeous, seductive Queen

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