Chapter 10. Aunty Rita
Aunty Rita
I was always spoilt rotten
Because my young childhood was never forgotten
I was bought expensive clothes and expensive underwear
I was bought designer perfume and got extensions in my hair
Mum used to buy me all sorts of nice things
From silver jewellery, to nine carat gold rings
Dad wasn’t at home very much, he was always at work
I didn’t know what he did; I think he was an office clerk
But it was OK as I had my Aunty Rita
She used to be married to my uncle peter
Aunty Rita was my mum’s twin sister
They stuck together like a plaster to a blister
If my mum was busy Aunty Rita would be there
She was very stylish and wore things with flair
She was as mad and as flambouent as they came
Her crazy antics drove me insane
Mum and Rita looked like two peas in a pod
But Aunty Rita behaved a little odd
Not in a deranged way, she was just a little aloof
Her weird ways and habits were enough proof
Her house was immaculate, clean and tidy
She would rearrange the furniture every Friday
She would make us take our shoes off at the front door
Hated the look of shoe prints on her highly polished floor
She would wash her hands twenty times a day
She said it helped keep the germs and bugs at bay
Aunty Rita was lovely but very queer
She didn’t like people to come to near
She dreaded the thought of catching the flu
Said people harboured more germs than a public loo
Rita said germs were every where
On people’s clothes, in people’s hair
On people’s hands, in people’s ears
Yes germs were Aunty Rita’s worst fears
I remember her coming to visit, she had a black eye
“I walked into a door” she had said with a sigh
We all knew my Uncle Peter was mean and tough
But one day Aunty Rita had suffered enough
Peter was having an affair, Rita caught him playing away
And started divorce proceedings the very next day
She had a party when the divorce came through
She was parting hard; she said “Why should I be blue?”
But Aunty Rita had a bad heart
And for this she had to keep a chart
I don’t know what the chart was for
But she couldn’t go above ten or more
She wasn’t allowed any stress
She wasn’t meant to be under duress
I loved my Aunty Rita almost as much as my mum
My Aunty Rita was the best, she was my best chum
I asked Aunty Rita about my biological mum
She pulled a face that looked so glum
She said that my mum was evil and mad
And that my dad was just as bad
She said mum was a big believer in the occult
And against the authorities she would often revolt
She said my real mum believed in Witch Craft
She said all that mumbo jumbo was just daft
Rita said I was better off without my real mum
And that my real mum and dad were nothing but scum
Aunty Rita was probably right
She was always clever and bright
So I put my real mum and dad to the back of my head
As far as I was concerned they may as well be dead
Posted on July 12, 2011, in Chapters From The Jaw and tagged abuse, adult, amazon, cards, child, children's home, epic poetry, facebook, kashaw, poetry, Record Breaker, Revisited, rhyming couplet, The Jaw, twitter, win. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.
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