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Chapter 12. Call For An Ambulance
Call For An Ambulance
I heard a noise from outside of my window
I looked out and saw Louise below
She was running past my garden gate
Running past with AnnMarie, her mate
Inside my head I cussed at her, wished she were dead
And for a few seconds, I turned my head
What happened next was like a bad dream
I faced the window again, as I heard a piercing scream
Louise was impaled on one of the gates metal spikes
Lying next to her were two racing bikes
Louise’s feet were touching the floor
But the spike was embedded through her jaw
AnnMarie was sobbing and crying
Louise was stuck on the spike, bleeding and dying
Two little kids were shouting “It was an accident
We didn’t mean to crash into her, it was not meant”
She had lost lots of blood, her face was grey
I could see her life slipping away
I just stood leaning against the window sill
I couldn’t move, I kept still
I watched Louise as her blood ran down her chin and arm
I knew she had done some serious harm
Her feet suddenly started to slip
From the ground they lost their grip
Louise started to splutter, started to cough
As her jaw almost got ripped off
I whisper to myself “You’ve dropped something on the floor
Oh yes Louise, it is your jaw”
I could see her eyes rolling to the top of her head
If she didn’t receive help, she would soon be dead
I opened the window and stuck my head out
“Call for an ambulance!” I heard AnnMarie shout
I didn’t want to do it, I didn’t know why
For some strange reason, I wanted Louise to die
I heard a voice screaming in my head
THAT LITTLE COW, DESERVES TO BE DEAD
I saw Louise’s body begin to shake and quiver
Down my spine, ran a cold shiver
I knew Louise’s body was quickly failing
In the distance I hear an ambulance siren wailing
“The ambulance is coming” I hear AnnMarie hark
Then all I remember is the room going dark
Next thing I know, I was tucked up in bed
Mum sitting beside me, telling me Louise was dead
I think as I fainted, I must have hit my head off the floor
Because my head was extremely sore
Sore wasn’t the word, as it hurt very much
Yet strangely… not to the touch
The next few weeks past in a blur
All I kept seeing was images of her
The headaches were driving me insane
I thought I had a haemorrhage in my brain
My mental health needed some attention
I went to the doctors to seek medical intervention
To the doctor I gave a symptom description
He took out a pad and wrote a prescription
He said most people would have done the same in my situation
He also recommended a well needed vacation
But I didn’t want to go on holiday
I didn’t want to go away
I just wanted to be left alone
I just wanted to be on my own
My behaviour was causing mum and dad to be stressed
So they went on holiday instead, they thought it was best
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Chapter 10. Aunty Rita
Aunty Rita
I was always spoilt rotten
Because my young childhood was never forgotten
I was bought expensive clothes and expensive underwear
I was bought designer perfume and got extensions in my hair
Mum used to buy me all sorts of nice things
From silver jewellery, to nine carat gold rings
Dad wasn’t at home very much, he was always at work
I didn’t know what he did; I think he was an office clerk
But it was OK as I had my Aunty Rita
She used to be married to my uncle peter
Aunty Rita was my mum’s twin sister
They stuck together like a plaster to a blister
If my mum was busy Aunty Rita would be there
She was very stylish and wore things with flair
She was as mad and as flambouent as they came
Her crazy antics drove me insane
Mum and Rita looked like two peas in a pod
But Aunty Rita behaved a little odd
Not in a deranged way, she was just a little aloof
Her weird ways and habits were enough proof
Her house was immaculate, clean and tidy
She would rearrange the furniture every Friday
She would make us take our shoes off at the front door
Hated the look of shoe prints on her highly polished floor
She would wash her hands twenty times a day
She said it helped keep the germs and bugs at bay
Aunty Rita was lovely but very queer
She didn’t like people to come to near
She dreaded the thought of catching the flu
Said people harboured more germs than a public loo
Rita said germs were every where
On people’s clothes, in people’s hair
On people’s hands, in people’s ears
Yes germs were Aunty Rita’s worst fears
I remember her coming to visit, she had a black eye
“I walked into a door” she had said with a sigh
We all knew my Uncle Peter was mean and tough
But one day Aunty Rita had suffered enough
Peter was having an affair, Rita caught him playing away
And started divorce proceedings the very next day
She had a party when the divorce came through
She was parting hard; she said “Why should I be blue?”
But Aunty Rita had a bad heart
And for this she had to keep a chart
I don’t know what the chart was for
But she couldn’t go above ten or more
She wasn’t allowed any stress
She wasn’t meant to be under duress
I loved my Aunty Rita almost as much as my mum
My Aunty Rita was the best, she was my best chum
I asked Aunty Rita about my biological mum
She pulled a face that looked so glum
She said that my mum was evil and mad
And that my dad was just as bad
She said mum was a big believer in the occult
And against the authorities she would often revolt
She said my real mum believed in Witch Craft
She said all that mumbo jumbo was just daft
Rita said I was better off without my real mum
And that my real mum and dad were nothing but scum
Aunty Rita was probably right
She was always clever and bright
So I put my real mum and dad to the back of my head
As far as I was concerned they may as well be dead
Chapter 9. Run Rabbit, Run Rabbit
Run Rabbit, Run Rabbit
Anyway let me get back to my mum
She was vivacious and bubbly, she was so much fun
Mum was beautiful and had long blonde hair
Her skin so silky, soft and fair
Mum couldn’t have babies, she had problems below
And dad’s sperm count was very low
Dad was clean shaven and polite
He was tall, he reached some height
Mum and dad were kind to me
They were the kindest that they could be
They were not that particularly wealthy
But what spare money they had, they spent on me
They said that I was worth every pound
As a better daughter, they could not have found
I remember buying a pet rabbit with my pocket money
Oh how I adored my black and white bunny
I lived a few years in luxury
I was spoilt rotten, everyone could see
My life was great, my life was swell
Until they adopted another girl as well
I had to fight for all that was mine
She was a pig, she was a swine
We always fought for mum’s attention
I called her a few names that I won’t mention
I detested her, she detested me
There was always some sibling rivalry
I wasn’t starved of love or affection
Or cuddles, or kisses, or protection
That was until my adopted sister came
Then she nuzzled in on the game
I had to suddenly share my room
I hoped she would go someday soon
But she wasn’t going, she was there to stay
I had to get rid of her somehow, some way
One day I gave myself a bruise
I thought what the hell I have nothing to lose
I said that my adopted sister had done it
And that she had covered my toys in spit
But mum and dad only gave her a caution
Said I should take care with more precaution
I was so mad that my plan didn’t work
It drove me crazy, I went berserk
And one day as clear as light
I did something cruel and very tight
It was by accident I do swear
But I wasn’t bothered, I didn’t care
I trapped bunny’s foot in the door
I said she had done it by stomping on its paw
My bunny was in pain, and she was bleeding
Of some first aid, she was needing
I thought she would now leave, but mum scolded her instead
This sent me crazy, sent me off my head
I had to think of something really evil to do
I am ashamed now of what I did next, I swear it is true
I slammed the same door on my bunny’s head
I slammed it so hard, it ended up dead
I said she had done it by stomping on its head
And to its death… it had bled
Well mum and dad thought my sister was deranged
And so her departure they swiftly arranged
I was chuckling and laughing with glee
I got rid of her, yes it was me
I had mum and dad all to myself
I wasn’t being left on the shelf
Mum and dad were mine alone
Even if they weren’t my real flesh and bone
If I couldn’t have them, no one could
Loving me only, like they should
Chapter 8. Holidays
Holidays
I was thirteen years old when the abuse finally stopped
A middle aged couple came wanting to adopt
They saw me playing, looking sad and all alone
For me they felt sorry, so they took me to their home
The only thing I took away with me
Was my locket and my precious dolly
I went to live in a nice neighbourhood
They fed and clothed me, did everything they could
I had my own bedroom, I didn’t have to share
I had a telly some toys, a table and a chair
I had pens, pencils and colouring books
A full length mirror to check my looks
I had clean pillows, I had a clean quilt
I had a dolls house, which my foster dad built
I was given lots of toys and had so much fun
I loved having a new dad and mum
We went on holidays, most of the time to Devon
A caravan in Dawlish the devil’s heaven
In Dawlish, devilish rumours were going around
That people found the devil’s footprints on the ground
I loved the wild life, especially the black swans
And the Indian geese, with feathers that shone like bronze
The beach was both sand and shingle
Most people were couples, hardly anyone single
It was is wonder as Dawlish is so nice
Beautiful scenery, a lover’s paradise
Mum and dad loved The Strand
Sometimes a car boot sale, sometimes a band
Dawlish was my favourite place to go
I miss Dawlish I miss it so
I also loved weekend trips to Morecambe
So did my dad, so did my mum
I loved the slots, I loved the Pier
Treasured memories, I hold them dear
The Pleasure beach, the Crazy Mouse
The Super Dome, the brill Fun House
The town centre Chippy, was the best
Back in those days, we were full of zest
I spent my pocket money in the Grand Arcade
Sometimes I lost, sometimes I made
I would sit on the Jetty, drink cans of pop
Spend ages choosing from hundreds of pieces of rock
Shit my pants in Madam Taussauds
Play Donkey Derby, collect my rewards
The wooden Cyclone, the massive Big Wheel
The Log Flume, the Waltzers, they all made me squeal
There used to be a place called Happy Mount Park
We would go there in the morning, back to the hotel after dark
I used to love bouncing on the Trampolines
Mum would sit in the café reading magazines
Dad would sit and listen to music played by the Salvation Army
Mum didn’t like it, it would drive her barmy
But those days are gone, gone in the past
But we all had fun, we all had a blast
But most of all I loved going to Perth
It was truly, the best place on earth!
I don’t miss being dragged to Kinnoull Hill
I was always taken there against my will
That dammed hill was very high
It seemed, as if it reached the sky
I have to admit that the scenery is breath taking
Of this fact, there is no mistaking
I could see Perth City; I could see the Tay River
It was so beautiful, it made me shiver
I used to watch the cattle in the fields below grazing
The scenery was both scary and amazing
I used to love Perth’s most famous pies
They were the best, I tell you no lies
Into my mouth, I would pop one in
I loved the way the grease ran down my chin
I didn’t eat one; I would eat three or four
But I always felt, I had room for one more
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I believe this makes it the longest rhyming couplet novel, written in English and by a single person in the world. Many people make this claim, just search in Google and you will encounter 100’s of claims to this feat. All of these claims are different to mine, in that The Jaw is not just a collection of rhyming couplets but an actual story. Some are not written in the English langauge, and many have been written by several different people. Twitter and Facebook both have claims that users have written the longest poem combining the efforts of 1000’s of users, I wrote mine on my own.
I never set out to break any records, I write because I find it the best way to express my feelings and emotions. I enjoy making up characters, giving them a personality and hopefully passing that personality onto the readers. I love to explore the world of the unknown and what better way to do that than in words using an over active imagination. My words are simple, yet very effective. I will not compare Thee To A Summer’s Night, or have words that have the reader wondering what it’s all about. I suppose in a way, I write how I speak.
When I was fifteen I left school with no formal qualifications, no PhD or University degree and not really having any career goals. I have never had any form of English teaching and certainly think I would be terrible if I had to sit an exam or hand in coursework now 🙂 I know enough though, I know that if you push yourself and believe in what you are doing, believe in where you want to go and what you want to do, then you will be successful. Success does not always come in the form of money or life’s extravagant luxuries, sometimes it is the simple things, like sitting back and saying “I did that.”
That is what I have done with The Jaw, I wanted to write something that I can be proud of, something that I can say to my children, grand children and even my parents, “Look, I did that”. I am proud of my novel, I think the plot is fantastic, the twists and turns will have you on edge wondering what is going to happen next. The words will flow from your mouth with ease and before long you will not even realise you are reading the words in rhyme.
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The Jaw is an epic horror story written in a totally unique way. I believe this is the longest ever novel in the English language that has been written in rhyme. At over 100,000 words and spanning more than 400 pages, this piece of literature has it all. Ultimately this horror story will take your breath away. With twists and stomach turning churns that will have you thirsting for more.
I`ve never read a novel that is in rhyme before and now i have i can`t believe just how clever it is. Apart from it having damn good story to it you marvel at how the author has managed to do poetry and the story as well. There`s so many twists and turns in it , things i never expected , which i`m not going into on here because it`ll ruin the story for anyone who buys it.
Its left me wanting more , and i`m hoping the author writes some more books.
On the top menu you can have a read for yourself as I have posted the first twelve chapters for you.
I hope you enjoy the site and have a wonderful day
Much love. Katherine x